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Joke of the Day

"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"

"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."

"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."

"I met Mrs. Right today Too bad she's already married."

"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."

"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."

"BBC News: Man is killed by wave. Fuck, how big was the other guy's hand!?"

"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."

"*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?"

"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."