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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large"
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"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? A furrycanine"
"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours."
"Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left."
"I love you A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. When he came home, he proudly showed his wife, who said ""there you go again, trying to put words into my mouth"""
"""Nah, you can push the gas. We got seatbelts."" - Paul Walker's last words"
"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"