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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large"
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"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"I'm offended that horses don't put their hooves over their hearts during the National Anthem when they win a gold in equestrian events."
"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"
"What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner."
"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"
"Marriage: when hanging out goes way too far."
"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."
"Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished."
"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"