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Joke of the Day
"I told my date I'd treat her like a deity. At the end she'd get nailed."
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"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """
"Why did the bad comedian visit the dominatrix? Because he was a sucker for Pun-ishment."
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