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Joke of the Day
"An advent calendar for jehova's witnesses Behind each door, someone tells you to fuck off."
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"What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar."
"A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents"
"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."
"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."
"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."
"What do you call an epileptic in a garden? A seizure salad"
"Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees"
"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"
"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? One sees a glass half full, the other doesn't care because the glass is going to fall and break anyways."