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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? With Little Caesars"

"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."

"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."

"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter that son of a bitch still won't come when u call it"

"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."

"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."

"Isn't everyone gettin over racist jokes? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life..."

"Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"