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Joke of the Day
"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."
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"One time I got stuck holding a Starbucks door open from 2005-2007."
"What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!"
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"
"What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist? Hee Lan To"
"What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you."
"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."
"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."