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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

"Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."

"I met a guy with a tattoo on his penis that said ""Shorty"". When he got an erection, it said ""Shorty's Truck Stop Chattanooga, Tennessee""."

"Drunk Welsh man walks into a bar A drunk welsh man walks into a bar. How many women are pregnant at the end of the night? None, but I wouldn't eat the lamb!"

"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."

"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."

"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with."

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left."

"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"

"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."