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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

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"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."
"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."
"Mike Rowe Penis Women have told me I have a Mike Rowe penis. I guess it must be because they think it's pretty strong and does dirty jobs... but I think it's a little small myself."
"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."
"I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese..."
"What do you call a girl ant who claims she can see the future .... .... clairvoyant"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird"
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