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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."

"Had this weird dream last night that I was Superman, but I was only able to fly really low to the ground because I'm chubby."

"My friend's new girlfriend A buddy of mine was telling me about his new girlfriend, particularly that she likes to bake Italian bread and plays on a baseball team. I asked, ""Ciabatta?"""

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to pick up the phone and call some other asshole to do it."

"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"

"I fell of a 50ft ladder today! Luckily, I was only on the second step."

"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."

"I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table."

"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"

"Viagra shipment stolen... Hardened criminals on the loose."