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Joke of the Day
"What do a good bar and a woman have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
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"Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs"
"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."
"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"
"[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub."