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Joke of the Day

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."

"Most people go talk to a therapist, family, or friends to get shit off their chest... ...I however just go take a shower."

"The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas"

"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""

"What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning? ''Damn, you really nailed me last night''"

"Take my wife, Please!"

"Reddit, I am a huge fan of corny jokes. The punnier the better. Gimme your best shot. I'll give you one of my favorites: What does a tree do when it goes on vacation? It packs its trunk and leaves."

"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."

"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"