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Joke of the Day
"Take my wife, Please!"
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"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"
"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"
"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."
"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""
"I wanted to put an England flag in my garden... I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists. So I wrote 'Allah is a twat' on it just to make sure."
"Teenagers are so cute when they think you won't hit them"
"I bought a new black router today... I think I'm gonna name it Martin Router King"
"What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces"
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""