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Joke of the Day

"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."

"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"What do you call a nun that is lost? A Roamin' Catholic"

"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"

"Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun"

"What kind of shoes do bears wear? None because they go barefoot."

"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"

"What is 2 inches and goes in one direction. Louis Walsh's Penis."

"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."

"Why didn't anyone show up to Kim Jong-il's funeral? The reports of his death were unbereavable."