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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning? ''Damn, you really nailed me last night''"
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"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it."
"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."
"Backseat drivers are the worst. They're always like ""the light is red!"" and ""don't text and drive!"" and ""oh god, I think that was a person!"""
"My tombstone will just say ""Deactivated."" I want people to be afraid that I could come back."
"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."
"I never knew how smart Dolphins were... They are so smart that after only a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish"
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? Its not that hard"
"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."