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Joke of the Day
"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"
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"By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"
"What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have? An Audi. ^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry"
"What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain? A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches."
"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"
"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."
"I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want"
"My dad just dropped this one on my brother and I Someone broke into the Police Station and they stole the toilet. Police are looking into it but they have nothing to go on."
"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault."