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Joke of the Day
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"
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"If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?"
"A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain"
"Insanity? Psychiatric patient attends his appointment with no clothes on, the guy is wrapped in clear plastic. As he enters the psychiatrists office the psychiatrist comments,, "" I can see your nuts"""
"I can't argue with your love for bananas They have a peel..."
"what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!"
"Why didn't the clam share his ipod? He was shellfish."
"Which real-life dictator was the most fun? Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!"
"What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? ""You're grounded."""
"Danger is my middle name. Avoid is my first, and Completely is my last. Nice to meet you."