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Joke of the Day
"I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic"
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"Why is Tumblr so odd? Because they can't even."
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection She says ""I don't know much other than that if it lasts for more than four hours then you should call a doctor"""
"What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend? Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me? Edit: I'm an idiot"
"How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!"
"The Cosby Show Comeback The 80's TV series ""The Cosby Show"" is being reprised with Bill Cosby characters name being slightly altered from ""Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable"" to ""Dr. Creep-Dick Fucktable."
"I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen I was absolutely delighted."
"Women and not being attractive If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"