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Joke of the Day
"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"
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"Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser."
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"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"
"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"
"Autocorrect will be the dress of me"