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Joke of the Day
"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."
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"I'm only gay for Jesus."
"Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door? Because his wife was dead-set against it..."
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."
"My car can only go 68... if it goes 69 the engine blows a rod."
"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"
"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."
"In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air? God damn inflation."
"I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.*"
"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"