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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."
Next Joke
"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."
"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."
"Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures? Cause they don't use a filter."
"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""
"Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)"
"In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right"
"A brunette tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Roses are red... Violets are violet. I'm not original, I stole this from reddit."
"America leads the world in religious people who use 'bless your heart' as an insult."