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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."

"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."

"Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix."

"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."

"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"

"Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9."

"Mitt Romney: ""I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."""

"UK: Hey u ok USA: What UK: I saw what happened USA: Im fine, nothing happened Canada: Hey I know what I said before but you can't stay over"

"This is incredible Nothing has been reposted here all year!"

"Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly"