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Joke of the Day

"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"

"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."

"Inauguration Day crowds One more thing that Trump has that's smaller than a black guy's."

"""You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD."" - 3rd degree burn"

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."

"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."

"I'm in a Japanese restaurant. I shit you not. They have a vegetable tempura appetizer called ""Mushroom Cloud."" I'm afraid to order it."

"If I had a Dollar, If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them."

"What do iPhone 7 and the lastest trailer Pirates of the Carribean 5 have in common? They have no Jack."

"Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion."