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Joke of the Day
"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"
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"Birds that have mating rituals... I bet they just wing it."
"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."
"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."
"I'll tell you something about my wife She absolutely loves ~~cunilungas~~ ~~cunnilengus~~ ~~cunnelinges~~ cunnilingus Sorry, I always have trouble getting my tongue around it"
"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"