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Joke of the Day
"Birds that have mating rituals... I bet they just wing it."
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"Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food? Because it just makes me falafel."
"My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe.."
"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."
"It starts with.... Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink"
"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"
"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I can't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves."
"What will happen if somebody were to kill all Scotsmen? They will get off scot-free."
"What's the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump"
"Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday? Me: Do you like clothes? Daughter: Not really Me: Shut up"