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Joke of the Day
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
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"Never throw a battery at someone You'll get charged with battery"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."
"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."
"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."
"Why didn't the shrimp share his food?? He was a little shellfish"
"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""
"What do you call a pod of musical whales? An *orca*stra!"
"So an Irishman walks out of the bar."
"The vegetable crisper or as I call it, the cold garbage can."