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Joke of the Day

"How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster."

"If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore..."

"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."

"What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones"

"If things are going good, enjoy it, it won't last forever. If things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either."

"How do you spell ""apathy""? I don't care."

"There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going."

"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"

"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."

"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"