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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."

"What did the wall say the the other wall Meet you at the corner"

"A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."

"What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today's dick!"

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"

"Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small."

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"