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Joke of the Day

"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."

"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."

"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."

"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."

"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."

"What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!"

"What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder"

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"

"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"