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Joke of the Day

"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."

"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"

"""Snowmageddon""? We can do better, Twitter. #SnowCountryForOldMen #ISnowWhatYouDidLastWinter #SnowMommaFromTheTrain #Snowverfield"

"You have to compliment boobs like a Christmas tree If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real"

"""That's a wrap, everybody."" ~movie director identifying delicious food"

"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business."

"For weeks I thought my neighbor was keeping his car under one of those car covers. As it turns out, it was just his old car's ghost."

"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"

"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."

"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."