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Joke of the Day

"Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school."

"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."

"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."

"What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA."

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"What do you call a Massachusite who cuts down trees? _In a New England accent..._ A Boston lager. . . . . . I made this up yesterday in the car."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."

"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."

"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"