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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."
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"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""
"What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!"
"*Slides down your chimney* *Straightens all your pictures*"
"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big rack. The 10th prefers the other 9 men."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"
"I was having sex with a woman when her husband came early. Premature ejaculation is killing our sex life."
"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"
"My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"""