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Joke of the Day

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."

"This comes from a good place in my heart, homeless people build the best forts I've ever fucking seen."

"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"

"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."

"All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet."

"I'm thinking of becoming Hispanic just for the upside-down exclamation point. I like what you guys did there. I'm jealous."

"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"

"You must have been born on a highway... Beacuse that's where most accidents happen"

"What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."