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Joke of the Day
"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"
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"Yes, I'm a professor. I teach intercourse 101 and my wife is the only student. She's getting a D"
"What do you call a starting indie dev? No Game No Life"
"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide"
"Small town gynecologists... I bet they spend a lot of time looking up old friends."
"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."
"What's the difference between driving in fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you"
"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"
"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."