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Joke of the Day

"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."

"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."

"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."

"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up ?"

"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."

"What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"

"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."

"How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed? An hour after its landed its still whining."

"What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !"