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"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"
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"Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone? She got hit by a bus."
"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"Dinner with Drag Queens So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, ""Tuck in!"""
"Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement? Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents."
"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"
"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"Just received an email saying: ""Want to see Celine Dion live?"" My first thought was that it was a ransom demand."
"What's the most romantic pasta? Farfalle. It always gives me butterflies in my stomach."