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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Massachusite who cuts down trees? _In a New England accent..._ A Boston lager. . . . . . I made this up yesterday in the car."

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."

"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."

"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson? Because he was home alone."

"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."

"Lost airport chameleon finally found after hiding in plane site"

"what did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up? I'm very squared."