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Joke of the Day

"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."

"What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain."

"12 year old girls are an untapped market."

"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."

"Why Nissan Sunny? Is there Nissan Rainy?"

"I dropped my phone in the toilet It's ringing wet!"

"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."

"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."

"What can you sit on, brush your teeth with, and eat soup with? A chair, a toothbrush, and a spoon."

"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."