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Joke of the Day

"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."

"Mario: I killed all your turtle troops.Bowser: Turtle what?Mario: All the turtles that work for you.Bowser: What turtles?Mario: Uh oh..."

"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."

"What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko..."

"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."

"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists."

"Three popes walk into a bar. Wow, that place is popeular!"

"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."

"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."