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Joke of the Day

"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."

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"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."
"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."
"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""
"I am the big shot at my new job. I am the human cannonball at the circus."
"""Do not touch"" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille."
"Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?"
"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."
"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."
"What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up? Brush Limbaugh"