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Joke of the Day
"Why Nissan Sunny? Is there Nissan Rainy?"
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"So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby... My name, address and telephone number."
"She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!"
"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""
"I get Grumpy when I run out of Dopey."
"i only watch superbowl for the commercials.i am unsure how to spend my surplus income &desperately need suggestions via talking animals"
"I wish I was in better shape but I also wish I could fast-forward this pizza tracker."
"I don't understand the hate for man buns I think they're top knots."
"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."
"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"