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Joke of the Day
"What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain."
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"I spent the last hour molding a little man out of Starbursts and now I have to explain to him about death."
"[doctor's] INVISIBLE MAN: Am I cured doc? DR: Your tests are all clear IM: Is that good? DR: [talking to wrong empty chair] I'm not sure"
"Humpty Dumpty , that sly bastard Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed, As Little Bo Beep was giving him head, Just as he came she began to weep, She could tell by the taste, He'd been screwing her sheep ! !"
"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"
"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"
"Keep your friends close and your enemies under the front wheels of your vehicle."
"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"
"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."