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Joke of the Day

"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."

"I'm not really that surprised that there was a controversy over that Tracer pose in Overwatch. After all, she *is* an offensive hero."

"What do you call a female peacock...? A peacunt"

"I saw a sign in the book store labelled ""Christian Fiction"" I think we all know where I'm going with this.."

"Has 2 wings but doesn't fly, Has 2 eyes but doesn't see, has 2 legs doesn't walk, what is it ? A Dead bird"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"

"I've had enough of my wife. Thought the bloated cannibal."

"""Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."""

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."