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Joke of the Day
"what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?"
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"I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals... As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have slayed a few elephants... and a whale."
"It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."
"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."
"You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you."
"An Irish guy in front of me said, ""Whale-oil beef-hooked"" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport.."
"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"
"Netflix is red, Xanax is blue. Put them together for a fun afternoon."
"May I hold your baby? May I throw her across the room into that pile of empty boxes? Okay, I'll just hold her then."
"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."