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Joke of the Day
"You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you."
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"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"Your mom and a washing machine... Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?? The washing machine doesnt follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it..."
"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."
"I've heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating"
"""It's very expensive."" - Chipotle employee ""Look, I got money to spend in here."" - Julia Roberts Pretty Woman 2: Guacamole Costs Extra"
"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"