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Joke of the Day

"An Irish guy in front of me said, ""Whale-oil beef-hooked"" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport.."

"Why are condoms transparent?"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."

"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."

"Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you."

"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."

"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."

"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"

"I can't wait until I'm 69. It's going to be hilarious."