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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals... As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have slayed a few elephants... and a whale."

"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."

"Today I made a boat with a lot of ballast on the hull. It made turning a bit of a *drag*."

"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes? Because they aren't PC"

"What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing."

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective."

"Hits rock bottom. *adds Geologist to resume"