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Joke of the Day
"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."
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"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."
"Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about."
"Did you hear what is making the latest headlines? Corduroy pillows"
"A man tells his friend his wife broke up with him and has full custody of his kids... His friend says: ""I feel so sorry"" The man says: ""I feel worse for the kids"""
"People believed in Jim Jones but... Sadly, he switched to KoolAid and lost a lot of followers."
"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."
"Yesterday my Korean friend died... He was So Yung"