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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."
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"A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, ""Can I use your Dictaphone?"" He says, ""No, dial with your finger like everyone else."""
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"TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub."