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Joke of the Day
"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""
"What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines."
"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."
"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""
"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I knew I was in the back of a police van."
"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""
"What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a Lentil on my face."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat? A permanent ban from the petting zoo"