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Joke of the Day

"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."

"How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear."

"Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed! ...I'll see myself to the door."

"A man died in his home when a pile of books fell on him police say he had only his shelf to blame."

"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"

"What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? They both like to throw a ho-down."

"*walks in house wearing a large neck brace* oh no, what happened? ""my earbud cord got caught on a chair while I was walking"""

"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."

"I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone."

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."