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Joke of the Day
"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"
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"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."
"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"
"After I beat my dad in Go Fish, I like to shit in my underwear to celebrate. -My son, apparently"
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. Every time I pull one it makes my arse hole twitch."
"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you're paranoid."" Me: ""My resume has been talking behind my back?"""
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"