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Joke of the Day

"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says okay I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything."

"Why did the TSA hire a dentist? to help with the cavity searches"

"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."

"[house hunting] Friend: *hurls spear into vinyl siding* GOT ONE! Me: *hacking at brick siding w/ sword* GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."""

"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."

"I know this gem of a procrastination joke. I'll tell you later."

"I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!"

"Bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers."" A time traveler walks into a bar..."

"To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer."