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Joke of the Day
"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"
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"Romantic first date idea: get too nervous beforehand and drive your car into a river"
"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"
"I think we should invest in mosquito nets for Africa We can save millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids"
"Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect!"
"What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle? My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle."
"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""
"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"
"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."
"A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful."